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**DIE ZWEI VON SPATEN**

**DIE ZWEI VON SPATEN**

	“How doth the little crocodile Improve his shining tail And pour the waters of the Nile On every golden scale! How cheerfully he seems to grin, Now neatly spreads his claws, And welcomes little fishes in, With gently smiling jaws!” Lewis Carroll

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**DIE ZWEI VON SPATEN**

	“How doth the curious passenger Improve her shiny brain And pore over the pages now While slowly going sane! How cheerfully she seems to think About each little word And welcomes little puzzles in The logically absurd!” Rose

DIE ZWEI VON SPATEN

	“How doth the leafy lemon tree Drop fruit for me to eat And balancing this sweet display A thorn to prick my feet! How cheerfully I peel the fruit How sour down it goes How painfully the juice will Drip and fall upon my toes!” Rose

DIE ZWEI VON SPATEN

	hotstuffpassenger@yahoo.com "You ought to be ashamed of yourself," said Alice, "a great girl like you," (she might as well say this), "to go on crying this way! Stop this moment, I tell you!"

**DIE ZWEI VON SPATEN**
	“How doth the little monkey pants Sit tight across the rear With no room for the tail A magic humanoid appears! I went to Dallas Nashville Houston Purchasing a gun The big guy took one look at me And spoiled all my fun ‘If you’re a human, we’re all fish,’ The Wal-Mart staff agreed And so I bought a newspaper They sleep with the fishies I punched them in the face before I killed them in my dreams They knocked me out (it hurted, too) And this is what I sees A troupe of birdies dancing burping Circling my head A rainbow-colored universe I thought that I was dead When I woke up they had me strapped Restraints so tightly wound ‘Now off to prism you will go! Or maybe just the pound.’ A lawyer from the circus came To argue and to fight He said, ‘We cannot win, my dear, I’m giving up your plight. But here’s something that’s sure to help Inscribe this on your brain The login is unmentionable The password is insane!’”

DA TWO OF SPADES
	“How doth the little lady-girl Exaggerate her frame And magnify her troubles And despair about her name How doth these problems multiply If left unchecked for years Until our little princess falls Into a pool of tears!” hey everyobdys!!! i gots more i can send out real special. but right now i needs five volunteers from da studio audience!!!

**DIE ZWEI VON SPATEN**

	“How doth the little silly boy Get lost in his own life In substances but insubstantial ‘Til he’s by my side How honestly we’re closer now Curled up on the hearthrug The boy admits to everyone ‘My heroine’s my drug!’” Rose

How doth the big ol' Cadillac
Improve it shining tail
In brakelights pointed heavenward
Will check the daily mail

How cheerfully it corners
With its fumes and engine roar
And pins the poor old mailman
To Miss Johnson's cottage door!